English sub by inSanos
Transcribed from audio by: anreith
Timing by: coas
MEGA DENG COOPER MINE, INDIA
Watch out, watch out!
Welcome my friend!
- Great to see you! - Glad you made it
This can't be Ajit.
He's a little man already. Unbelievable.
I hope you're hungry, Adrian.
I'm famished. How are you, Aparna?
I made that fish curry you love.
I can't wait.
She gets more beautiful every time I see her,
Why is that?
Strange, isn't it?
But her fish curry is still awful.
You were mysterious on the phone.
Why didn't you attend the conference?
I will show you, Adrian, sir.
Satnam. Stop sir-ing me.
How deep do we need to go?
11.000 feet.
Searched all over India for this dig.
Used to be the deepest copper mine in the world.
Remember my brother Gurdeep? He's a student now.
Namaste, Dr Helmsley, sir.
Adrian. It's just Adrian.
Just don't pour too much, okay?
How do you work in this heat?
You've come on a good day, my friend.
Sometimes it can be 120° F.
I want you to meet Dr Lokesh?
Fellow of Quantum Physics at the University in Chennai
- Namaste - Dr Helmsley
So, what are we looking at?
These neutrinos are acting normally. No mass,
no electrical charge. They pass through
ordinary matter almost undisturbed.
Your message said the count doubled
after the last solar eruptions.
That was last week.
But this happened two days ago.
The biggest solar eruptions in human history.
Causing the highest neutrino count
we've ever recorded.
My God.
That's not what worries me, Adrian.
For the first time ever
the neutrinos are causing a physical reaction
That's impossible.
Ah!
That feels very good!
Please, follow me.
You wont believe this.
This water tank goes down another 6000 feet.
It looks like the neutrinos coming from the sun
have mutated into a new kind of nuclear particle.
They're heating up the Earth's core.
And suddenly act like microwaves.
Ladies and gentlemen. As promised:
No speech!
Just a "thank you".
Because tonight, with your extraordinary generosity,
we have raised 1.7 million dollars.
It's okay.
- I work for the White House. - I don't care who you are, sir
This is a black tie event.
Scotty!
Hey, Adrian, I thought you were in India
What's going on?
- I need your jacket - What?
I gotta speak to Anheuser
- I don't wanna give... - Give me your damn jacket!
Take it, please.
Easy! That's a 600 dollar jacket.
Mr Anheuser?
I need to talk to you.
Do I know you?
Sorry sir, my name is Dr Adrian Helmsley
I'm a deputy geologist at the Office of
Science and Technology Policy
Excuse me, fellows.
You know that this is a fund-raiser,
not a frat party, right?
It's extremely important, sir.
It always is. Here is what I want you to do:
Make an appointment or even better,
Have your boss bring it up at the quarterly science briefing
There's a good plan.
I just traveled 20 straight hours to get here, sir.
I haven't slept in two days. You need to read this, sir.
You need to read it now!
Let me guess. National geology crisis?
Excuse me.
Who do you report to?
Lico Vasos
Not anymore.
Al, bring the car around.
You may wish you took a shower.
You're about to meet the president.
What's going on?
Get that to the office.
G8 SUMMIT, BRITISH COLUMBIA
Good morning.
I would like to meet privately
with my fellow heads of state.
Mr wishes to have his interpreters present.
Mr President, I can assure you
Your English is more than sufficient
for what I have to say.
Mr President.
Six months ago, I was made aware of a
situation so devastating that at first
I refused to believe it.
However,
through the concerted efforts
of our brightest scientists,
we have confirmed its validity.
The world as we know it
will soon come to an end.
CHO MING VALLEY, TIBET
This dam project will create many new jobs.
The Party and Country will assist in your re-location.
Grandma, give me your hand.
But where are they taking us?
It'll be alright.
Brother!
Grandma, I will send you money.
Who can write?
Who can read?
Who can weld?
EMPIRE GRAND HOTEL, LONDON
Has His Highness had an opportunity
to study the dossier?
You must understand I have a big family, Mr...
Isaacs.
One billion dollars is a lot of money.
I'm afraid the amount is in Euros,
Your Highness.
MUSÉE DU LOUVRE, PARIS
I put a lot of faith into your organization.
It's a perfect replica, Roland.
There are too many fanatics out there
that could damage her.
Just think about the beautiful
Buddha statues they blew up in Afghanistan.
Our Heritage Organization has already made selections
from the British Museum and Hermitage.
I guess she'll be safe now, tucked away.
Hidden, in some bunker in Switzerland.
Perfectly safe, Roland.
Only infrared analysis can reveal the difference.
But it's still a fake.
This mass suicide was actually discovered by a documentary crew
here in the ancient Mayan city of Takal
Now the victims, and we've seen many,
are said to have adhered to the Mayan-Quiche calender,
which predicts the end of time to occur
on the 21st December of this year,
due to the suns destructive forces.
Thank you, Mark.
Strangely enough, scientific records do support the fact
that we are heading for the biggest solar climax
in recorded history.
MANHATTAN BEACH, CALIFORNIA
Many people believe that the Mayan Calender
predicts that there's supposed to be a galactic alignment...
I'm a dead man.
Hey, Kate, I'm practically on the freeway right now.
Yes, I'm rolling towards you as we speak.
Would you relax? I'll be there any second.
You know it's a vacation and not a doctors appointment, right?
It's supposed to be fun.
You remember fun, don't you Kate?
Do you remember where you were
when it stopped being fun for you?
Got it.
Bug spray?
Oh yeah, cause it's mosquito season in Yellowstone.
I got a whole bunch. I gotta go, I'm in a bad reception area.
Woah, man. Would you look at that?
Sick
Merrill, I told you.
We have to move back to Wisconsin.
These little mini-quakes are really getting on my nerves, Randy.
Come on, a little surface crack, you're not gonna be inconvenienced by that
Surface cracks, I've got a plastic surgeon for that
No kidding. Thank God for those shake-proof coffee mugs.
They show the true nature of us Californians.
We'll not bow to these little inconvenient things like surface quakes.
Do you have a funny mini-quake story and want to share it?
Call Lisa & Randy at 555...
- Hi daddy! - Hi baby
- How are you sweety? - Good
Jackson, what is this? - Please don't call me that.
I'm your dad.
Taking them camping in a limo?
Okay, great. What happened to your temp job?
Better hours, more time to write.
What about sleeping, have you been doing that lately?
I've said it a thousand times.
No lipo on Fridays. It's too messy.
Hold on.
- Morning Jackson. - Hi
- Nice ride. - Thanks.
Have a nice trip. Remember, watch out for the bears.
- Bye, Gordon - Love you, Honey.
Bye
Okay, so... - You tell him.
Tell me what?
She needs to put these on every night before she goes to sleep.
Still?
Yes. Your 7 year old daughter still wets her bed.
Maybe that's something you should know.
- Love you - Love you, Mom.
- Hey - You okay?
They really were looking forward to spending some time with you
I know.
So don't be on your computer all the time.
Got it.
Love you!
- So this time we'll hit Japan. - So?
Now you can visit your boy, Will.
Afternoon, ladies!
Are you even listening to me?
Unfortunately I am, Harry.
I heard from Audrey you're a grandpa now.
Would you mind keeping your nose out of my family?
You're cramping my style, baby. There we are.
So he married a Japanese girl, how's that the end of the world?
Come on Tony, you should at least go see him.
- You see your boy? - Not as much as I'd like
DC is a long way, but at least we talk
About what?
Life. And how short it is.
What the hell was that?
- Hello? - Laura?
Laura, can you hear me?
Roland, is that you?
Laura, they lied to us.
I've arranged a press conference for tomorrow.
I will tell everyone the truth about what is going on.
What are you talking about?
The art you collected
is not in the Alps.
Those tunnels are empty.
I have proof!
Laura, can you hear me?
I'm losing you, Roland.
Laura, can you hear me?
YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK
- I liked that song. - We lost it.
...the west coast with all those surface cracks,
I told myself: Charlie, get your stupid ass
to Yellowstone.
I don't want to miss all the fun when it finally goes.
Let me tell you, there's been government people flying
in and out all morning and trust me, they do not look happy.
Always remember, folks... - It's weird.
Can you believe he said that?
What are the odds?
We're not seeing the soil liquefaction we'd expect
or any evidence of fracture propagation
within the tectonic plates.
- English, doctor. - The seismic activity
on the west coast is not caused by tect...
regular earth quakes. And these surface cracks
have nothing to do with shifting fault lines.
Are you suggesting this could be the beginning
of the Joline operation? - Dr Helmsley is flying to
Yellowstone to collect more data, sir.
We've been following the schedule you established, Mr Helmsley.
The most important schedule in the history of mankind.
Now you're telling me we have to throw it out?
Yes, sir.
I was wrong.
Do you know how many times I've heard
those words in this office?
Zero.
Did you see this?
I'm sorry Mr President. She insisted.
It's all over the news.
We are learning more about this deadly car explosion,
The director of the French National Museum
was scheduled to hold a press conference at
the Louvre this morning.
Coincidentally, his death took place in the same Paris tunnel
where Princess Diana died in 1997.
We are continuing to follow this story...
Laura, I don't believe you've met Dr Helmsley.
I just talked to him Dad, and he told me...
the organization I work for is a sham.
Why would he say that?
You look just like your mother when you get upset.
- Did I ever tell you that? - Every time I get upset.
Daddy, a man was killed.
Honey. Please sit down.
Only a dozen people in this administration
know what I'm about to tell you.
Dad, what's going on?
An unprecedented international endeavor
is under way.
At this point 46 nations are invested in this thing.
Laura's a smart girl. She'll understand.
That thing in Paris.
We're not involved in any of that, are we?
"We"? Who the hell is "we"?
What are you talking about?
What we need to do is focus on this time line.
So when do we let the country know?
What do you mean? - The people, sir.
They need to know.
Well of course they do. Listen.
Your job is to figure out when this is all gonna fall apart.
My job is to figure out how to retain some type of government
after it falls apart.
Until then we don't have time for anything
except those jobs. Okay?
Call me when you have any news from Yellowstone.
- Cute girl, huh? - Sir?
The First Daughter, I saw you looking at her.
- I wasn't looking at her - Better move fast kid
The end is near.
Your chopper's ready.
They're waiting on the south lawn.
- Daddy, where are we going? - This special place I know
Actually, it's a place where your mom and I
used to hang out a lot.
I don't want to know where you and mom had sex.
I'm not ready for that, Jackson.
Stop calling me that, it's creeping me out.
What's wrong with "Dad"?
Daddy, look at this.
That wasn't here before.
What did I do?
Go get your hat.
Can't you see the signs?
There used to be a lake here.
Doesn't look much of a lake to me.
I know. The whole damn thing's gone.
Come on, let's check it out.
Great.
Subjects have now entered hot zone.
What is that?
It's the U.S. Army.
All manner of government vehicle
are converging on subjects.
You're in a restricted area, sir.
We need you and your family to come with us.
Right. Okay, we're gonna go with these guys.
That'll be fun, huh?
This is wild. This is really wild.
This is unbelievable. 2700° C at 40.000 feet?
I know, it sounds completely implausible.
Nonetheless, we're noticing an increase of almost 0.5%
- Per day? - No.
Per hour.
Dr Helmsley, we arrested some tourists in the hot zone.
I'll take care of it.
Let's get Satnam on the communications link.
Cross reference the data.
It's a national park, there's not supposed to be fences.
What's going on here?
We're geologists.
You usually go digging with machine guns?
Major, I'll take care of this, thank you.
So what happened to the lake?
Well that's what we're trying to find out.
We think the entire area has become unstable.
I think you should take your kids and leave, Mr...
Curtis.
You're not by any chance the Jackson Curtis who
wrote "Farewell Atlantis"?
The very same.
It's actually dedicated to my mom.
I read a couple of your short stories in college.
Your father is a very talented man
Listen up.
It's amazing. I'm reading your book.
I'm around day 300, the shuttle has just
lost communication with Earth.
You're one of the lucky few who bought it.
- I didn't buy it. - No?
My dad gave it to me.
Let me ask you something.
Do you think those people would behave so selflessly
knowing that their own lives were at stake?
I hope so.
The critics said I was naive, an unabashed optimist,
but what do they know, right?
It was a great pleasure meeting you.
Mayor, could you escort these good people
to the camp grounds, please.
This is yours.
- Thank you - Yes, sir.
- Take care. - Okay
He was very nice.
You're just saying that cause you like my book.
Looks like that boy of yours is gonna be
smarter than any of us.
What's wrong?
I sent Satnam the temperature readings.
My colleagues in Argentina and Ontario have
almost identical data.
It's so hot here we've had to seal off the mine.
Did you double check the numbers?
I triple checked, my friend.
I wish we were wrong, but
we're not.
The Earth's crust is destabilizing.
It's too early.
Adrian. You have to begin the evacuation.
My God.
All our scientific advances, our fancy machines,
the Mayans saw this coming thousands of years ago.
I thought we'd have more time.
Okay.
Okay, I want you to pack up your family.
I'm gonna arrange an airlift from Delhi.
Thank you my friend.
And good luck.
Ajit.
We are going on a big ship.
Wait. Wait, wait.
Sorry. One question.
What did the government guys say to you?
They don't like us going over their fences and
that the whole area back there is unstable.
"Unstable"?
They said "unstable"?
That's funny.
Let's go.
"Unstable".
It's not just Yellowstone, sir.
Temperatures are rising with incredible velocity
in hot zones across the globe.
Are you absolutely sure about this, Adrian?
Once we give these orders, there's no going back.
I'm afraid there's no longer any doubt.
We have to save what we can.
And we have to move now!
There's mosquitoes in here. Did anybody spray the tent?
I'm gonna get that spray tomorrow.
They just like you because your blood's so sweet.
Dad, you said you wouldn't work on your book.
What?
I'm not, I'm doing something else.
Okay.
Did you really need all these hats?
Where are your pull-ups?
I have them on.
Who gave you this? Mommy?
No, Gordon gave it to me for my birthday.
A cell phone is something we got to talk about
As a family.
What family?
It hurts my feelings when you say stuff like that.
Go away.
Adults get hurt feelings too.
No way.
... tell the truth.
Thank you, Bill. What is your question?
I wanted to know, where is all this gonna start?
Well, something like this could only originate in Hollywood.
They have the earth cracking under their asses already.
Our family believes in the gospel of the lord Jesus.
We have nothing to fear, Charlie.
Good for you, Bill. Thanks for calling.
This is Charlie Frost reporting live from
Yellowstone National Park, soon to become the worlds
largest active volcano.
I'll be right back, folks.
Do you mind if I join you?
I wanted to ask you something.
I only got a minute. Pickle?
I was listening to the broadcast and I was wondering
what exactly is it that's gonna start in Hollywood?
It's the Apocalypse. End of days.
The Judgment Day. The end of the world, my friend.
Christians call it The Rapture, but the Mayans
knew about it, the Hopis,
The I Ching, the Bible.
- Beer? - Yeah.
So look, I gotta eat.
Why don't you download my blog?
It's free. Of course, we do appreciate donations.
In ancient times, the Mayan people were the first
civilization to discover that this planet had
an expiration date. According to their calender,
in the year 2012 a cataclysmic event will unfold,
caused by an alignment of the planets in our solar system
that only happens every 640.000 years.
Oh, not again.
Neat, huh? I did all the animation myself.
Just imagine the earth as an orange
You lure them in with humor.
Then you make them think.
Our sun will begin to emit such extreme amounts of radiation,
Screw you bastards.
That the core of the earth will melt at the inside
part of the orange.
Leaving the crust of our planet free to shift.
In 1958 Professor Charles Hapgood named it:
"Earth Crust Displacement"
Albert Einstein did support it.
People will get it all, the forces of Mother Nature
will be so devastating It will bring an end to
this world on winter Solstice 12-21-12.
Always remember, folks. You heard it first from
Charlie Frost.
You'd have to keep a thing like this under wraps.
Just think about it.
First, the stock market would go.
Then the economy: Boom!
The dollar: Boom!
And then pandemonium in the street.
War, genocide. Boom Boom Boom!
Bullshit. Nobody could keep that big a secret, Charlie.
Somebody would blow the whistle
An every once in a while, some poor sucker tries.
Like these guys. Boom! Boom!
Every one of these guys: Dead! Dead! Dead!
Woah, that's Professor Meyers.
He ran the Atlantis Shuttle Program.
Did you know him?
- Yeah, he helped me out with research on my book.
Well, that must have been before his accident.
- Meyers is dead? - Yeah, two months ago.
He was one of my most avid listeners.
He had it all figured out.
Everything the government was doing, where, why.
He even sent me a map.
A map for what, Charlie? What's the map for?
They're building space ships, man.
Shit, man, I have to go. I gotta get back to Earth.
- Do you have a beer? - This is my last.
- Alright, I really enjoyed most of this.
Thank you so much.
- Guess what, they're selling seats!
- Put me down for three.
- No! Guys like you and me don't have any chance.
You'd have to be Bill Gates or Rupert Murdoch
or some Russian billionaire.
Keep it down, my kids are sleeping.
Get them out of Yellowstone. It's gonna get ugly here.
Why don't we make a baby?
We're not making a baby at the supermarket.
Hands off the merchandise.
Honey, woman give me thousands of dollars
to handle their boobs. You get it for free.
You always act strange after he shows up.
I'm not acting strange, I'm looking for macaroni.
So why did you stick with him so long anyways?
Can we just give it a rest, please?
- He's the father of my children. - Oh, come on, Kate
You gave up med school so you could have Noah.
You practically raised him and Lilly by yourself
while he sat glued to a laptop writing that junk.
It's not junk! He's published.
Oh, published. Right, I forgot.
422 copies.
- Did you see that? - See what?
Kate, listen, we have to keep working at this.
Our relationship.
I don't know, Honey, I feel like there's something
pulling us apart.
Grab the pole! Kate, don't let go!
Do you have anything for mosquito bites?
Before or after?
- I'll get before and after. - Stop scratching or you're
gonna get it all infected.
...and I had to make a quick stop at the grocery store...
It's Mrs Birnbaum
She's my teacher. She's on TV!
...market which was open for business at the time
but fortunately there are no fatalities or injuries reported.
It really is a miracle that no one got hurt.
Hello? Hi mom.
Did you see what happened to our supermarket?
She wants us to come home.
Is this even possible?
We worked every option through the night.
The good news: consensus is that 4 of the Arks
will be operational in time.
- Only 4? You call that good news?
- We can save over 400.000 people.
To me, sir, that's nothing short of a miracle.
But we have to initiate the boarding process now.
Thomas. We don't have a choice.
You have got to convince them.
According to the latest information...
- Please continue, Adrian. - Thank you, sir.
The temperature of the subterranean crust,
that is the cement that holds our landmass in place,
Is increasing at a rapid rate much faster than anticipated.
As a result we've observed extreme polar instability
The magnetic fields have decreased
by more than 80% in the last 48 hours.
How much time do we have, Dr Helmsley?
Two, maybe three days, if we're lucky.
How can you speak about luck in such a situation?
Apologies, Mr Prime Minister.
I meant no disrespect.
I'm afraid the longer we wait,
the more luck plays its part.
My friends.
I recommend we evacuate immediately.
If any of you have objections
Please speak now.
In the blue corner: 38 victories, 34 knockouts,
The fighting machine from the Ukraine
The undefeated number one ranked
heavyweight challenger:
Mr. Zultan Balashin!
- Yuri! - Zultan!
I feared you would not come.
He needs to concentrate now. Mr Karpov.
You shut up while I talk to my boy, understand?
- Yes, Mr Karpov. - Good. That is good.
Zultan, listen to me.
We are fighters, we never go down.
No matter how hard they hit us.
Kill the bastard.
Let's get ready to rumble!
ATTENTION: START BOARDING PROCEDURE
Yuri, where are you going?
Yuri!
CalTech believes that the fissures running through
Westwood has released most of the surface tension.
Life in the city will soon return to normal,
Mayor Gonzales said...
Okay guys. Almost home.
Rise and shine.
Alright, you're free.
Mommy!
Hi, sweetheart.
Gordon!
Hey, buddy boy.
Had a good time?
God, I missed you.
- Who wants pancakes? - Me!
Thanks for bringing them home early.
Yeah.
Pancakes?
Late for work.
- Yes, hello? - Curtis, where are you?
- Just back from vacation, sir. - Good. That is good.
I will send a jet to pick up Alec and Oleg.
Yuri bear. Tell him to bring the rain coat for Caesar.
It's in the Range Rover.
- Curtis? - Yeah
Get my boys as fast as you can.
I'm hurling towards you as we speak, sir.
Good. That is good.
- Curtis, you're late. - Good morning to you too.
Be careful with our stuff.
Don't get your dirt on it. Idiot.
Took you a while, Mr. Curtis.
What's your problem? Be more careful.
He did that on purpose.
Have a safe trip, you little bastards.
Now you're laughing, Curtis.
But we have tickets to go on a big ship.
We will leave, and you will die.
Did you hear that? The authorities in L.A.
say there's nothing to worry about.
I'd love to see their faces when Malibu
and Beverly Hills sink down into the Pacific.
Where will they plug in their electric cars then?
Hey!
- Is this your plane? - Yeah
- Are you a pilot? - Yeah
I want to rent it, okay?
I'll give anything you want.
Here, take this very expensive watch.
My neighbor gave it to me when he
thought I was gonna be somebody.
...CalTech, that in the last 36 hours we have
basically zero earthquake activity in Southern California,
which is very rare.
Unlike the tough characters I have portrayed in my films...
Hello?
Hey. Stop what you're doing. - Jackson?
Listen to me. I've rented a plane, pack up the kids,
I'm gonna be there in 5 minutes.
What are you talking about?
We're gonna have a regular Saturday.
Noah has music at 2:00 and Lilly has karate.
You expect him to remember?
Kate, California is going down.
- Pack up the kids now! - They just got back.
God, you sound like a crazy person.
The governor just said we're fine now.
The guy's an actor, he's reading a script!
When they tell you not to panic
That's when you run!
Will you call me back when you calm down?
Mommy, why are you acting so crazy?
Finish your pancakes, Al Capone.
...it seems to me that the worst is over.
Hold Mommy's hands!
Let's go! - I think it's safer under here!
Get in the fucking car!
Come on, kids!
Get in. Get in.
My hats!
Buckle up!
Sorry.
Jackson. Hurry up! Look behind you!
Oh God.
Get out of the way! - Move it!
Hold on, dear.
Come on, you old bags!
We gotta get to Santa Monica Airport.
Take the freeway. It'll be half the time.
Yeah, right.
We gotta get to the other side of the freeway.
Dad, look!
They've just been upgraded to a 10.9 by Harvard.
What does CalTech have to say?
The city of Pasadena was wiped out.
Just a few minutes ago.
This is coming in live from Coachella Valley
near Joshua Tree. That huge canyon,
It wasn't there this morning.
100 miles further North, same thing.
The San Andreas Fault is shifting.
Yes.
And all major sister faults in the bay area.
The whole Pacific Plate is destabilizing.
Come on!
- Who's that? - Our pilot.
Dead pilot!
Gordon! You can fly!
I've only had a couple of lessons in a
single engine plane only.
- You're the guy! - No, I'm not the guy!
Trust me! You're the guy.
I'm not being modest about this!
Come on, kids.
Gordon's gonna get us out of here.
That plane has multiple engines.
Jackson!
- T's and P's - TNP?
- What? - Temperatures and Pressures
- Let's go! - My preflight check
Let him concentrate, Jackson.
He has no experience.
Thank you.
Gordon! Go!
Go go go!
We're not there yet.
- Punch it! - We need 85 knots.
- 80 is good! - Let's do it.
Okay, we're up.
Lilly, go sit with your brother.
How did you know this would happen?
It's not just California.
The whole damn world is going to shit.
I met this crazy guy in Yellowstone
But he's been right about everything so far
He said the government is building these ships,
space ships, I don't know what,
but something... - Space ships?
Yeah. Places where we could be safe.
He knows where they are. He's got a map.
- Jackson... - Kate, trust me on this.
Guys. Look.
But it ain't the end of the world, Buddy.
It's only the end of this song.
It's been a gas, been a flip, been a hell of a trip,
But it ain't the end of the world.
Oh yeah!
- Thank you. Thank you. - You got fans, Tony.
There's a call for you, Harry. Want me to take a message?
No, thats alright.
Yeah, hello?
- Dad? - Adrian!
Remember I told you about that dam in China?
- Yeah. - It's happening, Dad.
They'd probably shoot me if they knew I told you.
Nobody's gonna shoot you, son.
They need you.
The President has ordered us to
clear out the White House.
About time somebody cleaned up that mess.
Where are you, Dad?
What is the course of The Genesis right now?
It's all good, Adrian.
Don't you be worrying about your old man.
You have more important things to do now.
You know...
Your mom and I...
We had one hell of a great life, son.
And the best part about that...
We had one hell of a great kid, too.
This Genesis is a pretty big ship, son.
Don't you write your old man off just yet.
Besides...
You know I couldn't leave Tony alone.
That old fool can't keep decent time by himself.
I love you, Dad.
I love you too, son. God knows I do.
Herb. I want a double.
- Harry... - I need a double.
Thank you, son.
After 25 year on the wagon.
Are you out of your mind?
- What are you doing? - Gotta go.
That's against regulation!
Anything?
Yeah, there's fuel. Fill her up, I'm gonna
gonna go find Charlie.
Daddy, wait, I wanna come with you!
No Lil! No!
It's alright, I'll take her. Just fill it up
I'll be right back.
Jackson, hurry please!
I'm standing here at the highest point
of what is the rim of the worlds
largest super volcano, Mount Big Horn.
Charlie!
I can only hope
that all of you have made your peace
It's gotta be around here somewhere.
- Let's go back, Daddy. - No no no
We gotta find Charlie, cause he's got a map.
It's like a secret map. Like in pirate movies.
We gotta work as a team, okay?
- Okay - Okay, come on.
Call Mom. Tell her we're gonna be 5 minutes late.
- Noah. - I need to talk to Mom.
- It's Lilly. - Sweety, where are you?
- Hi Mommy - Let me speak to Daddy
He cant talk right now. He's driving really fast.
- Ouch! - Lilly?
Who is that? Who's speaking in the car?
He's not in the car, he's on a mountain
waiting for fireworks.
Fireworks? What fireworks?
Daddy, over there.
Good job, Lilly.
Let me talk to mom now.
- Hey! We got him. - Bring back my child!
You stay here.
I will go talk to the pirate, okay?
Charlie!
What are you doing? I thought you were toast.
No no no! Where are the space ships?
No way you can make it there.
We have a plane. You can come with us.
But we gotta leave right now!
Fly birdies!
Is this your kid?
Where's the god damn map?
Where's the map?
- It's in the camper. - Where in the camper?
Map section. On the conspiracy shelf.
Dewey Decimal System.
Between Roswell...
and Marilyn Monroe?
It's starting.
You sure you don't wanna come with me?
So beautiful, I'm gonna stay.
Good luck.
This marks
The last day of the United States of America
Final hour of all mankind. As we will be visible from
the Milky Way as a tiny little puff of smoke.
I'm watching the Earth crumble before my eyes.
The giant ash cloud
created by this super volcano
will first envelop Vegas,
and then St. Louis
and then Chicago,
and then at long last,
Washington D.C. will have its lights go out.
That guy is crazy, right Daddy?
Don't think so.
This is ridiculous.
It's been over half an hour.
- The guy is a nut job. - Stop it.
Noah, give me the phone again.
Daddy. What was that?
Nothing. Nothing.
I have goosebumps, people!
I wish you could see what I'm seeing, people.
I wish you could be here with me!
Oh, baby!
Bring it on!
Always remember folks:
You heard it first from Charlie!
Daddy, it's following us!
Get down on the ground and hold on.
Don't look back. Just look at me.
- Do I look scared? - Uhum.
Hold on baby. Hold on tight.
Daddy, we're on fire!
There they are!
It's them. It's them!
Mommy!
Shit.
Hang on baby. Hang on
Mommy.
- Lil, grab my hand. - Come on, Noah.
Lilly, you okay?
Everybody on? Ready? - Jackson!
Where is he? What's he doing?
No!
- Daddy! - No!
Hey. We have to go.
No, we're not going anywhere!
Kids, buckle up. We're leaving.
He's my dad. We're gonna wait!
No!
Daddy!
Wait! Wait. Roland, I see something.
It's Daddy!
Slow down!
Jackson, come on!
Grab!
We're running out of runway.
For God's sakes, Kate, pull him up.
Reach for my hand!
- Come on! - Daddy!
Right. Here we go!
Faster. Faster.
Hang on
- Go faster! - I'm trying!